How to save the economy.The best stimulus packages that can be implemented with little or no bailouts.
1. Go to Seattle. Wait outside of Starbucks or some other rich guy hangout. Mug Bill Gates’ ass.
65 Billion dollars to spread with everyone. No government intervention. No tax increase. Tax payers and non tax payers alike can benefit. Close to Canada to deposit the money in Cuban bank. 120 million people get about $400 dollars.
Best Part:
Bill Gates can have Microsoft screw up bank transfers to get it back. LIke a mo’effin pirate, 21st century style, No boats.
2. This is a 60s style – take it to the street – or the lawns. If everyone who is pissed off with the bailout runs outside to the local courthouse and craps on the lawn of the building at every opportunity for “release”, a major stinkification will occur. A simple chant to the tune of “Livin La Vida Loca” that says: “we’ll poop and poop and poop and poop, and poop and poop and poop. We won’t stop until you give us $50,000 a pieeece.’ It will work in minimum 8 weeks.
Best part:
Mass demonstrations lead to little or no jail time for participants.
The newly fertilized ground may grow enough to cause a non-tropical rainforest complete with 50 foot bees.
The Not so hot:
The town smells. So if you live in Detroit it may not do much to cause an incease in “”odor”.
3. Change you name. Become Miguel Gonzales or something.
Then you can work under the table with out paying taxes. The economhy will fail and look kind of like parts of Nevada with no sewage (80% of the place) . The econmyu will fail, but you will have money. Now, the process of changing identity will surely benefit Pacos Fish, Tacos, Pawn Shop, and INsurance shack that resides under the bridge. This money is bound to come back into the economy ecause you have dirt on Paco. You’ll threaten to report him the the Feds if he doesn’t buy 75 tomatos from you newly found fruit business also known as a stolen shopping cart. Ka ching.
The Best Part:
Choosing your new name.
The Not so Hot:
It may lead to Japanese invasion of Montana, but that is somewhat acceptable.